A fifteen-year old in a front-zipper dress once blocked my path, offering to show me her crotch for ten dollars. I told her that I'd pay twenty if she slit herself open to show me the uterus, and thirty if she managed to unzip herself to the larynx but she dodged and I was left to contemplate the view as well as the inaccessibility of inner organs to anyone other than butchers, taxidermists or surgeons.

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